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TEXT MEME ♛ ALWAYS ACCEPTING ! ♛ @heartlikegold
send “✆” for a MORNING text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] did you know that you look like the cutest swamp monster I’ve ever seen in the morning??
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] also sorry I was gone when you woke up
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] I went out the window to avoid your mom…send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] why can you just never mind your own fucking business
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] why do you always make me feel so bad about everything
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] I was perfectly happy being a bad person before you
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] not like you’d even notice if I did change you’re too busy chasing after a guy that’s never gonna deserve yousend “☎” for a RUSHED text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] VADER
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] LOOSE
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] PICKENS PARK
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] HELPsend “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] CHEETO BOY
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] ISN’T GOOOD ENGH FOR Usend “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] you know I got a great view while you were fixing my car
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] should think about bending over like that more often
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] …okay no that was bad I’m so sorrysend “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] I may be sleep deprived
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] but I think vader just spoke to me??send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] you’re a nosy little cow who doesn’t know when not to run her fucking mouth
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] you don’t know anything about how I feel about midge
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] so butt the fuck outsend “#” for a RANDOM text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] okay but objectively speaking andujar has the best batting average
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] he blows nimmo out of the water
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] so the yankees should be crushing the metssend “@” for a SCARED text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] THE HAUNTED HOUSE WAS NOT THE BEST IDEA
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] IT WAS THE WORST
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] AND YOU SUCKsend “&” for a LOVING text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] were the sunflowers too much?
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] just thought you’d like them more than roses
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] they remind me of you
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] just cause they make me happy like you dosend “%” for a CURIOUS text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] how’s polly??
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] do you guys still talk all the time?
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] must be weird having her halfway across the countrysend “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] DUDE DID ARCHIE TELL YOU
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] THEY PICKED UP OUR SINGLE
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] THE ARCHIES ARE COMING TO AIRWAVES NEAR YOU
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] I still think we should change the band’s fucking namesend “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[ text:
CHEETO] do me a fucking favour
[ text:CHEETO] stop stringing betty along
[ text:CHEETO] she doesn’t deserve thatsend “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] don’t think I can make the engagement party
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] but I hope you have a kickass time
[ text: BABY COOP 🔎 ] you deserve it betts
heartlikegold said: “ just cause they make me happy like you do” BETTY LOVES THEM GOODBYE