lesbian or sapphic relationship starters.
- <p> "have you ever had a girlfriend before?"
- "not all lesbians listen to tegan and sara."
- "my past girlfriends were all disappointed in my glaring lack of flannel."
- "i'm not femme or butch... i'm more... futch?"
- "i've never been with a girl before but i'm in the market to change that."
- "so, i started reading sappho's poetry yesterday. it's actually pretty good. and gay."
- "am i a disappointing lesbian if i like dogs more than cats?"
- "i need to be butcher."
- "when i look at a girl, i can't decide if i want to be her or be on her. it's a real struggle."
- "i've noticed since i came out, the population of plaid in my closet has increased drastically."
- "you're my girlfriend, not my mom. unless you're into that. then i'm kink-shaming you."
- "does my haircut read as lesbian or more 'straight girl who chats up girls on tinder for me and my manbun boyfriend to hook up with'? ...please say lesbian."
- "i don't have any cats."
- "let's face it: i'm a stud."
- "lesbian bed death was a concept created by bitter straight people who were jealous that lesbians actually have orgasms every time we fuck."
- "my type? girl... who's available and interested in me."
- "you can tell she's been single for a while. i can't even remember the last time she clipped her nails."
- "she sent me a finger pic last night. ...is that a thing?"
- "i wish i was a sports lesbian but i'm just a sleeps for 14 hours and forgets to clean the cat box for 3 days lesbian."
- "i heard her listening to hayley kiyoko. she's not straight."
- "do i look gay?"
- "i'm wearing a bowtie to our wedding. it's going to bring out my eyes."
- "i think our dog's a lesbian."
- "this woman at work asked me if i knew ellen. i told her we all get together every other weekend to catch up on the latest hot gossip. i think she believed me."
- "i'm so fucking gay."</p>
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