overheard sentence starters part 1
aka ‘things i have legitimately heard said in a public place’
- “i am sick to my stomach, these are the most beautiful freaking shoes i have seen in my entire life”
- “it’s like a sweater dress but to the next level”
- “i will not sit next to him, i will go to the back and sit by myself, but i will not be sitting next to him”
- “if anyone asks we’ll tell them ____ was with us. we have to keep our honor”
- “i could run faster when i weighed eighty pounds”
- “i still ran faster than you and i don’t exercise all the time”
- “i’m so excited for monday, i have so many cute outfits”
- “what’s the point of looking cute when there’s no one to see you?”
- “you know she’s studying to be a lawyer now? her boyfriend’s a lawyer, but i don’t think that’s a good reason for more school”
- “she’s wickedly nice”
- “though i guess you have to be crazy to be a lawyer”
- “all the mellow ones are in tax law”
- “i expected this to end in a fight and now i have a lot of thinking to do”
- “oh, this was the day we were supposed to dress like baddies?”
- “well i guess today we’ll look depressed and tomorrow we’ll be baddies”
- “you’ll be my hype man, you’ll be intimidating, and you just look like you’re going to punch him”
- “is that linoleum”
- “oh, that’s metal”
- “do i look like an adult now?”
- “i ate his hands”
- “well uh, we made ___ in culinary, no one wants to eat mine”
- “it’s a time travel portal”
- “maybe it’s just a mirror and there aren’t all those lights”
- “now that’s a dog”
- “you need to be a minimalist to live here”
- “i don’t think i like that”
- “there’s like eighty floors”
- “if you do that 1/3 of the people will love you, and the other 2/3 will give you weird looks”
- “every time i see ___ she introduces me to music i would never ever listen to”
- “i’m a very class lady… until (insert sport) season”
- “what are you talking about? we’re obviously the best team”
- “we’re the committed ones, we’re the only people who stayed until the end”
- “why would you ever want to do that?”
- “that’s the nice thing”
- “potato salad without mayo is my new religion”
- “i don’t want to look at clams”
- “i am also in charge of the weather”
- “you can’t even take a nap there”
- “your future in-laws are pretty likely to be in this room”
- “____ is irreplaceable”
- “why are you being so awkard, it’s not like this is a/our first date”
- “it’s gonna be like the tattoo shop only on steroids”
- “i’m glad she cares about you dude”
- “i hate being confused but who doesn’t”
- “oh, are you single tonight?”
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